The portal will take you back to the gate, traveler!!.

WELCOME!!!
TO THE
WIZARD REALM!!!!!

We wizards of the elders council have taken refuge in this humble webpage...
We dislike those dreaded ghostly spectres... but we hope to not start any conflict... you can take rest here...
We're cool with jimmy the ghoul though, he's really dope.

HELLO!!! I'm Jimmy the dancing ghoul!!!! The wizards hate the ghostly spectres, but are pretty chill with me so I'm hanging out here!